“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
The sound of nature.
I don’t understand people who don’t like new fans.
When I meet someone who is new to one of my fandoms, my first instinct is to be like “HERE HAVE EVERY BOOK, ARTICLE, AND FANFICTION EVER WRITTEN AND ALSO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF EVERY SCENE/EPISODE/SONG AND ALSO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER LETS DISCUSS THIS WHAT INSIDE JOKES CAN I EXPLAIN TO YOU LET’S BE FRIENDS.”
she who must be obeyed
During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.
I completely lost my shit over this. I NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
THERE IS A DUST CLOUD.
Following up from this post over at the bruce-and-dick tumblr:
BRUCE/DICK FIC & ART FEST
1) Fic & art — all ratings, genres, kinks welcome;
2) Writing/drawing time would be 1-2 months;
3) Word count minimum would probably be 500 words. No restrictions on art.
Most likely it would work Ficathon-style. Anyone and everyone submits prompts. Then writers/artist make a claim for whatever prompt catches their fancy and makes fic or art for it.
(This would let non-writers/artists contribute, too, while still giving writers/artists some flexibility in making their fic/art.)
There will be more discussion on details if there are enough people interested.
If there aren’t, I’ll just go ahead and do this anyway. I will go down with this ship, etc etc. B|
Oh my gosh
I want this to be a thing
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
not the case
#I ship that
I SHIP JONATHAN AND DAVID.