nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

hippofoliage:

“loki, we need to talk about your hair. it’s gone too far!”

“maybe it’s best if we split up”

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

diggly:

BEER IS JUST LIQUID BREAD

textsfromthe-avengers:

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snowllux:

the-yolocaust:

[STEALS THE BIKE AND RUNS]

AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU ASSHOLE