Well by gosh if Dick didn’t pass the tradition along.
I mean he probably enrolled Damian in pUbLiC sChOoL so that he would have to sign up for soccer and they made a day of it like
Dick made banners and painted his face the school colors and so did Jason and so did Steph and it was a party up in Gotham Elementary.
Did you know they made waffle-flavored popcorn STEPH DID
Tim’s sitting in the back shoving his craw full of cheeseburgers and waving a foam finger and pretending he doesn’t have any fingers held up inside of it none at all nope
Cass is actually helpful she cheers Damian on like a normal person except when the oppositions’ side says Some Stuff about the demon dwarf kid tearing up the field like its the life nobody chose but someone’s gotta do it
Bruce was sitting in the back slurping a slushee and pretending he was the wind