Four of Them

"Can I call it a motherfucker as a free action?"
—  Player being dragged to the monster’s mouth (via outofcontextdnd)


what am i gonna do on my birthday tho??

what am i gonna do on my mom’s birthday tho?????????

who’s gonna buy chinese food on christmas tho???????????????????????????

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natalyaromanoff asked: "what's her favorite outfit? vacation spot? (( bb i'm here for you sorry i just got back from DC like 10 min ago ))"

hmmm idk she never talked much about clothes and idk where she liked to go on vacation bc we only ever went to florida to see my grandma but like december last year she went on a cruise and i think she had fun

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not-shazam asked: "What kinda TV shows did she like?"

find the shittiest one season cop shows those are the ones my mom liked

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candiedeyesnow replied to your post: yo everyone’s saying im nice and i wan…

It was pretty awesome though.

if by awesome you mean soul crushing

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candiedeyesnow asked: "What sort of movies did she like best?"

oh my gooooooooood like the perfect representation of her movie tastes is this movie with aaron eckhart where he’s like idk a spy or smth i have no idea its just like direct to dvd thriller garbage but my mom liked it

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mnemonical asked: "did she like to read?"

yes she liked james patterson and jd robb books a lot

posted 6 hours ago with 2 notes

yo everyone’s saying im nice and i want to point out that time i started a fight with every person who followed a text post to its dumbest conclusion

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geeky-ballerina replied to your post: ask me questions about my mom

What was her hair and eye color?

dark brown//hazel

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