getting turnt af with the holy spirit
I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift
idk i want to see hari kondabolu tomorrow night but im not sure where caroline’s on broadway is (is it on broadway??? is that just a name?????) and im afraid ill get lost and ax murdered
My life is like a Lamborghini. It’s going too fast, and it costs too much.
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
i need to find smth to do on saturday like tbh my dads gonna make me drive him all the fuck around again
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
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